Is There Such a Thing As crazy Old Bunny Ladies? If So I’m Screwed.

Today I present some of the cutest bunnies from the internet. With the help of Pinterst and several people that enable my bunny obsession, I’ve found a gang of so sweet you’ll get diabetes.

This was made for memes and that's just what will happen. So look out cats 'cause I'm coming for you.

This was made for memes and that’s just what will happen. So look out cats ’cause I’m coming for you.

You'd think I'd have some hang ups about eating adorable bunny like food.

You’d think I’d have some hang ups about eating adorable bunny like food.

That'll do bun, that'll do

That’ll do bun, that’ll do

"It's white lettuce, it's white lettuce, it's white lettuce...."

“It’s white lettuce, it’s white lettuce, it’s white lettuce….”
"Oh god why did I ask her how her uncle was doing at his funeral?....I'm going to take my brother's advice and hop off a bridge".

“Oh god why did I ask her how her uncle was doing at his funeral?….I’m going to take my brother’s advice and hop off a bridge”.

This picture proves my theory that bunnies are made of part cottony fluff + sugary sweetness + love. I'm sorry but this pic renders all snark impossible.

This picture proves my theory that bunnies are made of part cottony fluff + sugary sweetness + love. I’m sorry but this pic renders all snark impossible.

I want to make a joke about a fairy princess bunny, but I'm I think I just did....

I want to make a joke about a fairy princess bunny, but I’m I think I just did….

If the bunny came from the egg did another bunny lay the egg? Is the Easter Bunny some kind of weird hybrid animal? Or is she one of those mammals that lays eggs like the platypus? Holy that this little guy doesn't have arms!! What kind of genetic fuckery are we dealing with?!!

If the bunny came from the egg did another bunny lay the egg? Is the Easter Bunny some kind of weird hybrid animal? Or is she one of those mammals that lays eggs like the platypus? Holy that this little guy doesn’t have arms!! What kind of genetic fuckery are we dealing with?!!

 

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My Tumbler is Trying to Kill Me or Not and I Figured Out Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits

Hey everybody, I’ve been a little stressed and under the weather this week. I felt so terrible earlier this week I had to skip class and nearly missed my other later class.  Web MD and dad narrowed it down to  flu or muscle fatigue. By my the second all I had was exhaustion and muscle fatigue, but I still spent seven bucks on Dayquil to be safe. It was on this same that I also discovered black residue in my tumbler. This being the devil’s armpit I assumed it was mold…So I texted my dad.

Me: Is it possible to get sick from ingesting mold and if so what are the symptoms?

Dad: Yes and respiratory..go to doctor

Me: But I don’t have any respiratory problems……

I didn’t go to a doctor, I did clean my tumbler on and off with tissues. Later that night I was checking my water filter/ pitcher when I noticed some black residue around the upper rim….so the black stuff was charcoal… Apparently activated charcoal is used to absorb ” toxic gases, liquid toxic wastes, germs, and heavy metals“. Huh…Thanks tumbler….?

So I accidently figured the chedder biscuits .  All you need is a box of jiffy biscuit mix just follow the recipe on the box but instead of flour use pancake mix. Add about a cup of shredded cheese and some olive oil. I’m not entirely sure why pancake mix made these instead what’s on the mix box. Pancake mix is basically flour, but has extra ingredients to speed up the cooking process. I guess the biscuit dough reacted some of those extras, but if anyone has any better  theories I would love to hear them.