Me: So did I tell you about the time I dropped my phone into the toilet
Me: Yeah the speakers stopped working and I had to buy alarm clock. But at least the pee was mine.
E: How is that a good thing?
Me: Well at least I know my pee isn’t carrying any diseases.
E: But it was covered in your pee….
Me: Yeah…and it’s not like I have any diseases. Plus it was easier to clean up than that time I got dog crap on my shoes