Pee Won’t Kill You

Me: So did I tell you about the time I dropped my phone into the toilet 

E: Seriously?!

Me: Yeah the speakers stopped working and I had to buy alarm clock. But at least the pee was mine.

E: How is that a good thing?

Me: Well at least I know my pee isn’t carrying any diseases.

E: But it was covered in your pee….

Me: Yeah…and it’s not like I have any diseases. Plus it was easier to clean up than that time I got dog crap on my shoes

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