Every time I come home my mom loves to surprise me with something.
Me: Oh cool what is it?
*Mom pulls out a tube top*
Me:…….That’s a …..
Me: Covered in sparkly things…
*I touch the tube top*
Me: That are falling off…. What am I supposed to do with this?
Mom: Wash your car or walk around town and look like a hotty.
*Mom hands me the tube top and walks away*
I left the tube top in my scrap bag, also at my mom’s house. Even if I did wash my…ever, I wouldn’t wear something that would be in constant danger of falling off. I still hope the tube top was just my mom being passive aggressive about my filthy car.
I didn’t think to take a photo of the awful thing while I was over there, but I swear next time I’m home I will. If anyone has any ideas for what to do the tube top let know.