Does This Mean Only Guy’s Can Be Jedi’s?

I was playing Star Wars Mad Libs with E and his mom. I proudly present  the best parts.

 

The force is a mystical, pretty power.

 

“The force is an energy field created by all living penises that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the bunny together”.

As Obi Wan Kenobi told his student, Luke Clint Eastwood Walker. “Your fingers can deceive you.  Don’t trust them”.

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